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TECHNOLOGY
Amazon Patents "Docking Stations" for Drones
They'd be placed on lampposts, church steeples, wherever pigeons gather.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
New Color Blue Discovered
During one researcher's vivid acid trip.
 
SPORTS
NBA Moves Next Year's All-Star Game From Charlotte Due to New Bathroom Law
Will return if state rescinds ban on transgender people over 6' 8".
 
MILESTONES
1927: First Talkie Newsreel Features Mussolini Telling Immigrants to “Make America Great”
A young Frederick Trump saw it, liked what he heard, and repeated it often.
FEATURE
Donald Trump wants to bring manufacturing back to the U.S. However:
A )He doesnít want to pay more for anything.
B )He doesnít want you to pay less for what heís selling.
C )His clothing line (also Ivankaís clothing line) is manufactured in China.
Hint: thatís not entirely true: some of his shirts are made in Bangladesh.
 
RELIGION
Philosopher of Religion: Infinite Universes Leave No Room For a Creator
At least not one who works only six days a week.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
International Space Station Gets Its First 3-D Printer
It will be used to create souvenir space station replicas for sale on Earth.

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