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PEOPLE
Malik Obama, Roger Clinton, Billy Carter Honored
Each receives star on Embarrassing Sibling Walk of Fame.
Melania Trump's Website Taken Down After It's Revealed She Didn't Graduate College With a Degree in Architecture
New one credits her with Ph.D. in Economics from Trump University.
Trump: “I'm Much More Humble Than You Would Understand”
“Not to boast,” he adds.
 
BUSINESS
Disney Gets Patent to Take Pictures of Visitors' Feet
Possibly thinking of opening a fetishist theme park.
SCIENCE
Scientists Tout Cockroach Milk as Next Superfood
Cockroach cultivation in our inner cities will create thousands of jobs.
Ancestor of All Living Things: Luca, a Single-Cell Organism That Lived 4 Billion Years Ago in Deep Sea Vents
And yet, in all those years, not one living thing has thought to call, or send a card.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Ice Bucket Challenge Actually Produced an ALS Breakthrough
Hopes to wipe out disease altogether with Hot Coals Challenge.
 
RELIGION
Little Talk of God in Trump Speeches
Unless you count expletives.

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