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PEOPLE
Report: Donald Trump, Roger Ailes No Longer Speaking
They just grope each other.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Forbes: Michael Jackson 2016's Highest-Paid Celebrity
Millions of dollars in checks go uncashed.
 
BUSINESS
Target Removes Clown Masks
From Stores After Recent Scares

Orders more zombie masks.
AT&T Agrees to Buy Time
Warner for $85 Billion

Time Warner stock soars as shareholders envision big profits after massive layoffs.
Musk Bans Tesla Drivers From Ridesharing Their Cars
Those who persist will be sent to Mars.
CONSUMER NEWS
Sweden: Brewery Selling Boxed Set of Five Potato Chips for $56
Bet you can't eat just one.
 
SCIENCE
Scientists Closer to Male Contraceptive Pill That Could Be Taken Minutes Before Sex
Still no closer to Holy Grail: male day-after pill.
 
Private Firms Announce Plans to Begin Launching Personal Space Stations in 2020
Timeshares for billionaires will be offered.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, Syphilis Rates At All-Time High in U.S.
Trump: “I know more about STDs than anybody.”

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