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MISCELLANEOUS
North Korean Zoo's Smoking Chimp Receiving Harsh Criticism
From hundreds of groups, each for a different reason.
Survey: Millennials Believe
George W. Bush Killed More
People Than Stalin

At least he did in their respective video games.
 
TRAVEL
Canada's Tourism Industry
Suffers Sudden Collapse

As polls show Clinton up by 12 points.
 
SPORTS
Cursed, Snakebitten, Long-
Suffering Cubs Finally
Reach World Series
Where they'll lose on disputed play involving goat interfering with foul ball.
FEATURE
Of the 1.8 million dead people still listed on registration rolls, how many of them will actually cast a ballot?
  A )   1,458
  B )   829
  C )   17
  D )   4
  E )   0
Hint: think about the trip from the cemetery.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Barbie With Petite, Curvy and Tall Models, Seven New Skin Tones, Making Comeback
All of them subject to body shaming, molestation by new Donald doll.

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