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PEOPLE
Sylvester Stallone Declines Offer to Helm Top Arts Post
After Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude Van Damme turn it down.
 
FEATURE
This graph maps Republican (red) and Democratic (blue) favorability ratings for what person?
   A)Donald Trump
   B)Hillary Clinton
   C)Barack Obama
   D)Vladimir Putin
Hint: He does a great impersonation of Fats Domino, he owns a Super Bowl ring, he has a black belt in Judo and he may be worth $200 billion.
CONSUMER NEWS
Parents Warned: Toys With WiFi Can Be Monitored by Criminals
Also toy companies, Putin.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Japan: Marriages Down as More Men Turn to Holographic Virtual Assistants
They miss the sex, but like everything else.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Doubts Raised About Study Discrediting Advice to Eat Less Sugar
We had “no influence” on results, say study's sponsors: Coca-Cola, General Mills, Kraft Foods, Kellogg's, and Hershey's.
Walking 30 Minutes a Day Can Save You $2,500 a Year on Medical Costs
And in five years you can save enough to buy a cheap car.
Study: Replacing Male Doctors With Female Doctors Would Save 32,000 Lives Every Year
Ask your male doctor if a female doctor is right for you.

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