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MISCELLANEOUS
Emergency Forces First Withdrawal From “Doomsday” Global Seed Vault in Arctic Circle
The Pittsburgh Pirates ran out of sunflower seeds.
Report: White House Aides Can't Figure Out Light Switches
Unable to install The Clapper in Lincoln Bedroom.
 
ENVIRONMENT
New Video Game Based on Thoreau's Walden Hopes to Instill Love of Natural World
You contemplatively wander the woods around Walden Pond, take notes, observe nature, and dismember zombies whenever they appear.
FEATURE
Which of the following used the phrase “enemy of the people” to silence critics?
  A ) Lenin
  B ) Stalin
  C ) Mao
  D ) Trump
Hint: a blindfolded monkey throwing darts couldn't get this one wrong.
 
FACTOID
Report: West Palm Beach Has Same Crime Rate as Chicago
Fortunately for the Trumps, Mar-a-Lago is several blocks from there.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Project Underway to Bring Back Woolly Mammoths
And the circus.

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