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PEOPLE
O.J. Simpson Could be Released in October
Still waiting to hear back from “Dancing With the Stars.”
Cruzes Have Dinner With
Trumps at White House

“Loved her, hated him,” says Cruz.
 
TRAVEL
China Now Has Replicas of London's Tower Bridge, 10 White Houses, 4 Arcs de Triomphe, 2 Great Sphinxes, and at Least One Eiffel Tower
Older mom and pop operations like The Great Wall are hurting.
 
BUSINESS
China Moves to Approve at
Least 35 Trump Trademarks

In return, Trump agrees to “throw Taiwan under the bus.”
Radio Shack Files for Bankruptcy Again
Hopes that this time somebody notices.
ENVIRONMENT
Earth's Oceans Warming 13% Faster Than Thought, and Accelerating
Adjust your hot tub accordingly.
 
SCIENCE
Scientists Blame Climate
Change for Early Spring

Not Punxsutawney Phil.
 
Fossil Study Reveals Neanderthals Used Aspirin
Took two, called their doctors in the morning.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Americans Having Less Sex
And paying more for it.
Study: Trumpcare Would Hurt
His Supporters Most

“I don't care, as long as it helps him and his friends,” says one loyal supporter.

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