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PEOPLE
After Touting Loopy Conspiracy Theory, Sean Hannity “On Vacation”
Or, say his viewers, kidnapped by John Podesta and held in the basement of a D.C. pizzeria.
Trump, Besieged, Returns From First Foreign Trip
Leaves on second trip to Middle East next Tuesday.
 
MEDIA
Fox News Finishes Behind CNN, MSNBC Among Viewers 25-54
Still No. 1 among viewers 85-110.
 
BUSINESS
Trump Budget Projects Current $585 Million Deficit Will Become $16 Billion Surplus
Driven by success of Flying Pig sector.
SCIENCE
Chile: Construction Begins on World's First Super Telescope
It will be able to read the headline in a newspaper held by intelligent life 20,000 light-years away.
Huge Impact Could Have Smashed Early Earth Into a Doughnut Shape
Some differ, describing it as a bagel.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
For Black Adults, Moving Out of Racially Segregated Neighborhoods Linked to Drop in Blood Pressure
Researchers call it “The Jeffersons Effect.”
 
CORRECTION
  Last week we mistakenly used the wrong picture as evidence the President and First Lady do in fact hold hands. Although we have yet to find such evidence, we apologize for the confusion.

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