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MISCELLANEOUS
Breakthrough: Google Computer Defeats World's Best Player at Go
Still decades away from beating a 7-year-old at Sorry.
 
TECHNOLOGY
After Studying 23,000 Folk Tunes, “Bot Dylan” Computer Program Writes New Folk Songs
Then adds electric guitars.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: World Running Out of Sand
Hourglass prices soar.
 
SPORTS
NFL Relaxes Rules, Players Can Celebrate After Touchdowns
But no Conga lines.
FEATURE
Who on this list has not been associated with the growing Russian scandal?
  A.  Jared Kushner
  B.  Michael Flynn
  C.  Paul Manafort
  D.  Carter Page
  E.  Jeff Sessions
  F.  Roger Stone
  G.  Yakov Smirnoff
Hint: what a country!
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Kentucky: Ark Encounter Draws Millions
Creationists come for the literal interpretation of the Bible, leave with overpriced stuffed animals.

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