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PEOPLE
White House Intrigue: Jared
Kushner Losing Influence to
Steve Bannon

Rex Tillerson losing influence to Ted Nugent.
Education Secretary Betsy DeVos Main Investor in Neurocore, Which Says It Can Modify Behavior Through Brainwaves
It can cause a President to appoint a completely unqualified person as Secretary of Education.
Report: Trump Only Wants Pictures, Charts for Intel Briefings
Followed by milk and cookies, afternoon nap.
 
BUSINESS
Belgium's King Furious at Burger King Campaign “Vote For the Real King”
Orders pretender (right) thrown in prison, chained and flogged.
SCIENCE
United Arab Emirates Plans
City for 600,000 on Mars
By 2117

Built by migrant workers from Venus.
 
Photos of Human Faces Reassembled From Monkeys' Brain Signals
They're used to apprehend man who stole fruit from the zoo.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Startup Claims to Reverse
Aging With Transfusions
Of Young Blood

Recommends blood change, 14-point inspection every 3,000 miles.
New Study: Pesticides on
Foods Can Cause Brain Damage

So take out a loan and buy organic.
Trump Presidency Prompts
Many More to Try Yoga,
Meditation

And daily electroshock treatments.

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