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TECHNOLOGY
Expert: Artificial Intelligence Will Do Everything Better Than Humans by 2060
Typical sex robot (right) will speak twenty languages, know 10,000 jokes.
 
POLITICS
Trump Campaign Offering
Donors “Big League Box” of
Assorted Trump Products

Everything from used neckties to rancid steaks.
 
TRAVEL
Survey: 9% of Hotel Guests Said Their Rooms Were Haunted
In fact, only 4% of hotel rooms are haunted.
 
SPORTS
MLB: Injury- Plagued Mets Off to Slow Start
Latest calamity: team mascot comes down with Tourette Syndrome.
FEATURE
President Trump withdrew the United States from the Paris Climate Accord, making it one of only three countries that are not signatories. Another is Syria. Which one of these countries also didn't sign?
  A.  North Korea
  B.  Angola
  C.  Libya
  D.  East Timor
  E.  Yemen
  F.  Nicaragua
Hint: actually, this Central American country thought the Paris Accord didn't go far enough.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump Meets With Vietnamese President Phuc
Tells him, “with a name like that I thought it was a joke.”

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