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MISCELLANEOUS
New Documentary Claims Amelia Earhart Survived Plane Crash
And went on to successful career as Amelia Earhart impersonator.
Computer Algorithm Produces Poetry That Fools People Into Thinking It's Written by Humans
In separate test, poetry written by humans fools computer into thinking it's written by an an algorithm.
 
SPORTS
Major League Baseball: Record
Number of Home Runs Raises
Charge of “Juiced” Ball

Calls grow for 90-day suspension for any ball caught cheating.
  Amidst Ratings Slide, ESPN
Releases Wildly Popular Body Issue

Network mulling all-naked sports network.
Trump returned from the G-20 Summit in triumph because:
A )He totally charmed all other leaders there.
B )Angela Merkel did not slap him upside the head.
C )He seized another opportunity to insult Mexico.
D )His bromance with Putin is back on track.
Hint: Close friends of the couple say it never left the track.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Trump Announces He'll Team Up With Putin to Fight Cyber Hacking
Later says he'll partner with Kim Jong-un to fight nuclear proliferation.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Paris: Gaudy Fashion Show Features Giant Replica of Eiffel Tower
It's twice the size of the original.

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