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PEOPLE
National Security Adviser H.R. McMaster Compares Trump's Intelligence to That of a “Kindergartner”
Later says he meant “in comparison to a preschooler.”
Women Coming Forward With
Sex Harassment Complaints
About Men Now Deceased

“Walter Cronkite licked my neck,” says Pia Zadora.
 
BUSINESS
Company Selling 575 High-End Bunkers in South Dakota to Superrich
As class war trends nuclear.
World's Largest Starbucks Opens in China
With another one just like it across the street.
SCIENCE
After 50 Years of Looking For It, New Form of Matter, Excitonium, Confirmed to Exist
Physicists so excited they give it a silly name.
NASA Debunks “Cannonball” Spotted on Mars by UFO Fanatics
It's actually “a bowling ball,” explains new head of NASA, a UFO fanatic.
Cal Tech Scientists Create Microscopic Mona Lisa From Strands of DNA
Just before they're fired for “fooling around with the DNA.”
Report: Anti-Depressants Flushed Down Toilet Altering Fish Behavior
They're much easier to catch, don't mind being eaten.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Humans Have Reached
Their Maximum Height, Fitness
Level, Lifespan

It's all downhill from here.

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