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PEOPLE
Omarosa Fired From White House Job
New head of African-American outreach: Gary Busey.
Politifact Awards “Lie of the Year” to Trump
And their first Lifetime Achievement Award.
 
MEDIA
USA Today Editorial: Trump “Not Fit to Clean the Toilets in The Barack Obama Presidential Library or to Shine the Shoes of George W. Bush”
However, he is fit to caddy for Ike, push FDR's wheelchair.
 
BUSINESS
Marijuana-Infused Wine to Make Its Debut in States Where It's Legal
Partly financed by Frito-Lay.
Disney Swallows All of Fox,
But Not News Division

Fox News hard to swallow.
Delta Adds Bag Fee to European Flights
Will soon phase in On-Time Departure Fee, ticket pricing based on body weight, pay toilets.
SCIENCE
  NASA Detects 8th Planet in Solar System Similar to Ours
In this solar system men are from Kepler 90d, women from Kepler 90e.
Report: Some Humans May Have Extraterrestrial DNA
For example, your brother-in-law.
 
Cigar-Shaped Asteroid From Outside Solar System Now Suspected of Being Alien Intelligence
Though sometimes a cigar-shaped asteroid is just a cigar-shaped asteroid.
 
ENVIRONMENT
GOP Tax Bill Allows Drilling in Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge
Calls for Million Bear March on Washington causing alarm.

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