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PEOPLE
RNC Finance Chairman Accused of Regularly Forcing Employees to Perform Sex Acts
But raised a ton of money.
Report: Trump Asked Rosenstein if He Was “On My Team”
Same question Putin asked Trump.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Medieval Times Dinner Theater Replaces King With Queen at All Shows
Downplays reports of Black Plague wiping out entire audiences in South and Midwest.
 
BUSINESS
Paul Ryan Deletes His Tweet Touting Secretary Making $1.50 More a Week
Replaces it with tweet touting CEO making $1.5 million more a week.
SCIENCE
Brain Scan Can Reveal Which
People You're Friends With

And who you're going to vote for.
 
NASA Developing Machine That Turns Astronaut Poop Into Food
“Tastes like liverwurst,” say those who've tried it.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Airport Terminals, Plane Interiors Crawling with Germs, Bacteria
But flying still safer than a visit to the hospital.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Scientists Warn Oceans Filled With Billions of Tons of Plastic Waste
It's overtaken flotsam, gaining on jetsam.

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