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PEOPLE
Two Popes Meet
They get together regularly to shred archives.
 
EPA's Pruitt Says He Flies First Class to Avoid “Unpleasant” Interactions With Taxpayers
Prefers company of oil industry lobbyists.
 
BUSINESS
McDonald's Drops Cheeseburgers, Chocolate Milk From Happy Meal Menu
Did somebody say Popeye's?
Employees at Apple's New Headquarters Getting Injured Walking Into Glass Walls
Management takes away their iPhones.
CONSUMER NEWS
L.L. Bean Ends Longtime
Unlimited Returns Policy

After customer, who had returned a pair of moccasins for a free replacement every six months for eighty-two years, dies.
 
TRAVEL
Brawl Reported on Carnival
Cruise Pits Passengers Against
Each Other, Crew

Violence started when afternoon buffet table ran out of potato salad.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Cancer Expert Warns of Sitting
Too Much, Recommends
Housework as Antidote

Just before his wife got up from her chair and left him.
Study: Americans Having Less
Sex Than They Used to

When Hef was still alive.
 
ENVIRONMENT
EPA Approves Customized Trucks That Spew Black Smoke
Bans those that don't.

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