Ironic Times

page one
PAGE THREE – FEB 26 - MAR 4, 2018
page two

ART
Scientists Use Scanners on Picasso Paintings, Find Secrets He Painted Over
Mostly models' phone numbers.
 
LAW
Legal Ethics Professor: Lawyers
Are Not Allowed to Lie, With
Some Exceptions

Admits those who lie practice law, those who can't, teach.
 
SPORTS
College Basketball Rocked
By Major Scandal

FBI reveals players get only a couple of thousand dollars while making millions for their schools.
Olympics End: U.S. Results Disappointing
Trump calls for comprehensive doping program by 2020.
FEATURE
Robert Mueller is closing in on Donald Trump like:
A )Donald Jr. with an AR-15 on a deer.
B )Jared Kushner and a Russian gangster on a money laundering scheme.
C )A shark smelling blood in the water.
D )Melania on a fur coat.
Hint: “all of the above” is an acceptable option.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump's Notes for Listening Session With Gun Victims Reminds Him to Say “I Hear You”
Also (obscured) to say “no collusion.”

FRONT PAGE
PAGE TWO
PAGE THREE
ARCHIVE
CONTACT
STORE
   Copyright 2018 Ironic Times