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PEOPLE
Trump Now Says He Wants to Withdraw 7,000 Troops From Afghanistan
And send them to Syria.
Mnuchin Assures Bankers Trump Won't Fire Fed Chief Powell
Can't assure them he won't fire Treasury chief Mnuchin.
 
BUSINESS
Los Angeles Mall Introduces Robot Security Guard
As more robots have been caught shoplifting.
 
LEXICOLOGY
SCIENCE
Elon Musk Unveils One- Mile-Long Tunnel Under Los Angeles
At first, only billionaires will use it.
Discovered on Mars: Gigantic “Skating Rink”
Enormous ice-filled crater guarantees human visitors to red planet will have something to do.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
NIH Report: Screen Time Changes Our Brain Structure
Urges everyone to watch their 18-hour documentary on the subject.
 
ENVIRONMENT
CDC Climate and Health
Program Renamed, “Climate”
Not Included

And “Health” could go next.

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