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PEOPLE
  Sanders, Biden, Warren Appear Together
On “Jeopardy.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Sean Spicer Says His Audience on “Dancing with the Stars” Bigger Than Any Other Audience Ever
Period.
 
BUSINESS
Nike Drops Antonio Brown Amid Sexual Assault Allegations
Says it wants athletes who say “Just Do It,” not “Didn't do it.”
Pentagon Says Visits to Trump Turnberry Resort in Scotland
Cost Nearly $200,000
Soldiers under orders: no Jacuzzi, no mani-pedis, no tipping for room service.
SCIENCE
Russian Billionaire Plans Massive “Noah's Ark” in Space
In case of worldwide catastrophe it will preserve all the species on Earth, plus half a dozen billionaire friends and their dates.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Mahjong Linked to
Improved Mental Health,
Lower Risk of Depression

And residency in Miami Beach.
Breakthrough: Cure for
Common Cold Developed
By Stanford Researchers

Takes five days, lots of rest, plenty of fluids, chicken soup, Bufferin, perhaps a neti pot.
 
TECHNOLOGY
AI-Generated Faces Now So Realistic They Threaten Stock Photo Companies, Modeling Agencies
And all human beings.

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