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PAGE THREE – DECEMBER 2 - 8, 2019
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TECHNOLOGY
Massachusetts Police Begin
Using Robot Dogs

Mainly to serve subpoenas.
Under Pressure from Russia,
Apple Changes Its Map App,
Makes Crimea Part of Russia

Changes Kyiv, which had been Kiev, back to Kiev again.
Amazon's Alexa Adds Three
Levels of Excitement, Three of
Disappointment to Her Voice

Or you can set her mood to “random.”
 
FEATURE
POLL
Split Widens as 50% Want Trump Impeached and Removed
And 50% want him elevated to King.
 
SPORTS
Study: “Mental Practice” Makes Golfers Better at Sinking Putts
Actual practice doesn't help.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Putin 2020 Calendar Portrays Kinder, Gentler Russian Leader
He donates thousands of them to dissidents marking time in Russian prisons.
  NEWS QUIZ: WHO SAID WHAT?  
  Match the cryptic remark on the left with the member of Trump's inner circle who uttered it on the right.  
  A) “I've got insurance.” 1) W.H. Chief of Staff
Mick Mulvaney
 
  B) “When the time is right, all good  things happen.” 2) Secretary of State
Mike Pompeo
 
  C) “Get over it.” 3) Personal Attorney
Rudy Giuliani
 
  D) “I vant to be alone.” 4) First Lady Melania Trump  
  (Hint: Just kidding about Melania.)          ANSWERS: A-3. B-2, C-1, D-4

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