BUSH BLURTS OUT
TOP SECRET NUCLEAR CODE
Military acts quickly
to change it. “No
harm done,” says
Powell. |
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Iraqi Bombing Justified, Says
Pentagon
Bombs were approaching their expiration
date. |
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Powell to Visit Middle East
Hopes to do some sightseeing, shopping. |
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France Developing Own
Missile Defense
So-called "Flying Cuisinart"
slices and dices incoming missiles. |
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Consumer Confidence Drops
to
New Low
Average consumer "afraid to come out
of the house." |
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Com.Org Bought by Org.Com
Net.org, com.net deal also in works.
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Greenspan "Confident" We're
Not Entering a Recession
But, just in case, he's moving to Borneo. |
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Giuliani Condemns
"Anti-Catholic" Art
New York Mayor wants painting depicting
adultery removed from Brooklyn Museum. |
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Clinton to Rent Office Space
in Harlem
Will use it to sell stolen goods. |
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There's nothing good
on. |
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Serial Killer Went on Rampage
After Seeing "Macbeth," Says
Lieberman
Senator wants Shakespeare play banned. |
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EMINEM SWORN IN AS
NEW DRUG CZAR
Bush: "We need a Drug Czar
who knows where the drugs
are!" |
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