| HIGH TECH |
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Sony Introduces Latest
Stocking Stuffer
Robotic lap dancer
retails for just under
$25,000. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Truth-In-Advertising Law Forces
Shake-Up in Magazine World
Modern Bride becomes Modern
Bridesmaid, Popular Mechanics
becomes Geek Week, and Fortune
becomes Yeah, Right. |
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Versatile Contraceptive/Nicotine
Patch Goes on Sale
Protects against unwanted pregnancy and
desire for cigarette after sex. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Florida Court
Okays "Choose
Life" License Plate
Available for a few dollars more:
"Choose Life or We'll Kill You." |
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10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW
ABOUT OSAMA BIN LADEN
1.
His radical beliefs in college earned him
the nickname “Loony” bin Laden.
2.
Osama is 6'5" and briefly played
backup small forward for the Albany
Patroons of the Continental Basketball
Association.
3.
The family fortune was made in recycling.
They were known as the Recycling bin
Ladens.
4.
Osama's a terrible poker player and owes
Taliban leader Mohammed Omar more than
ten million dollars.
5.
From 1979-1982 bin Laden played Bozo the
Clown on Bozo's Circus, WGN-TV in
Chicago.
6. Bin Laden was
once married to actress Inger Stevens.
7.
Osama has six toes on each foot.
8.
The 39th of 51 children, Osama suffered
from the fact that his father could not
remember his name.
9.
He suffered even more from the fact that
his mother could not remember his name.
10.
During his “jaded” period as a
rich playboy, he was known as Osama
“bin there, done that” Laden. |
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