MORE TROUBLE
FOR CHENEY
Photo of closet in his
underground bunker
(right) leaked to the
press. |
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Afghanistan's First Democratic
Election Set for October
All candidates promise to behead
opponents if elected. |
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Khaddafi's Daughter Joins
Saddam's
Legal Defense Team
Has never lost a case in Libya. |
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House of Lords Limits Brits' Right
To Smack Their Children
Unless they're commoners. |
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"Napping Pods"
Catching On With Busy New Yorkers
This man enjoys a snooze while, just off
camera, a long line waits their turn. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Poll: Country Evenly Divided
Latest numbers show 49.9% for Bush, 49.9%
for Kerry, with one guy in Ohio still
undecided. |
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White House: It Applied No
Improper Pressure on CIA Analysts Before
War
They were only deprived of sleep,
stripped naked, held in approved stress
positions. |
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Former Enron CEO Kenneth
Lay Indicted
Administration issues warning of
massive Al Qaeda attack. |
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REMINDER
Outlaw gay marriage and only gay
outlaws will get married. |
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Senate Intelligence Panel:
CIA Got Everything Wrong on Iraq
Couldn't even find it on a map. |
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Number of U.S. Adults Who
Don't Read Books Up
17 Million in Last Decade
According to recent TV report. |
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