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 Condi
Denies Rumors of Romance
With Canadian Foreign
Minister
Says there's “nothing”
between them. (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Madonna
“Confessions”
Tour Raising Eyebrows
Throughout Europe
Shown: recent performance
at St. Peter's Basilica. |
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George Bush “Assassination”
Film Coming to U.S. Theaters
Already there’s talk of a sitcom. |
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| BUSINESS |
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All Segways
Recalled
Scooters have tendency to
make drivers "look
dorky." |
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| SCIENCE |
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Astronauts' Lost Bolts Add
To Space Junk
Which now includes Pluto. |
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Neanderthals Survived
Thousands of Years Longer
Than Previously Believed
Several graduated from Yale. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Drinkers Earn More
Than Those Who Abstain From Alcohol
Tell that to the next wino who asks you
for change. |
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Gov't Study: Despite Medical
Problems, Gulf War Syndrome
Doesn't Exist
Instead, 30% of Gulf War vets suffer from
Incredible Coincidence Syndrome. |
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FDA Issues Warning on Spinach
Children's group recommends extending ban
to broccoli, asparagus, lima beans, green peas,
green beans and mixed vegetables. |
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| KIDZ KORNER |
| Vocabulary
Builders |
| clarify vt: to confuse, obscure, as in to
~ the Geneva Convention |
| tough adj: brutal, abusive, using torture,
as in ~ interrogation techniques |
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