| ENVIRONMENT |
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 More Signs of
Global Warming
Scientists point to
accelerated melting of
polar ice pack, rapidly
shrinking European
glaciers, proliferation of
clothing-optional ski
resorts (right). |
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| FACTOID |
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There Are Over 60 Lobbyists for
Every Member of Congress
And over 60 lawyers for every lobbyist. |
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| WAR ON TERROR |
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Profiles
from the Department of
Homeland Security's Potential
Terrorist Target List |
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Potential Target: |
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The Amish Country
Popcorn Factory |
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Location: |
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Berne, Indiana |
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How To Get There: |
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Gravel road |
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Crucial Function: |
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Makes popcorn |
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Who Works There: |
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Amish people |
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How They Get There: |
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Horses, Buggies |
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Fun Fact: |
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Indiana has the largest
number of potential terrorist
targets of any state. (Wisconsin
is second.) |
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Next week's
profile: |
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Mule Day Parade,
Columbia, Tenn. |
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| FEATURE |
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| The American
Center for Voting Rights
is: |
| A ) | a
non-partisan group
seeking to defend the
right of all Americans to
vote. |
| B ) | a
group of beings from
Pluto seeking to have
their home recertified as
a planet. |
| C ) | an
organization of
Republicans which
promotes and defends
state laws designed to
prevent minorities from
voting. |
| Hint: what could be
more American than
stealing an election? |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Study: Celebrities More
Narcissistic Than Rest of Us
Findings reported in latest issue of Duh
magazine. |
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 Dog Weddings
Gaining in Popularity
Bill already moving
through Congress that
would ban same-sex canine
marriages. |
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