 NATION CELEBRATES
THANKSGIVING
Guests
give thanks they
don’t have to cook, hosts
they don’t have to travel. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Musharraf: Bhutto's Actions
“Producing Negative Vibes”
“She's bumming me out,” he adds. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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UN: Global Warming Threatens
Extinction for One-Third of Species
White House: “We see glass as two-thirds full.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 D.C.
Carpenters Union Hires
Homeless to Picket for
Them
Shown: homeless picketer
pickets carpenters union
over pay. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Bush Vetoes Funds for Head
Start, Reading, Math
Part of long-term military recruitment
drive. |
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White House Says It Misplaced
5 Million E-Mails
Fortunately, none contain anything
pertinent to ongoing investigations. |
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| REMINDER |
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On the
Internet, nobody knows
you're a dog playing
poker. |
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Investigators Easily Sneak Bomb
Parts Past Airport Security
But not shampoo. |
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New York: Spitzer Drops Plan
To Give Undocumented Workers
Driver's Licenses
California: Britney Spears makes illegal
u-turn, runs over photographer's foot,
crashes into parked car. |
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Georgia Governor Holds Official
Prayer for Rain on Steps of State Capitol
He's struck by lightning and it starts to pour. |
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