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KARZAI
CANCELS RUNOFF, DECLARES
SELF WINNER
Congratulates self, gives
self raise. |
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UN Climate Summit Talks
Break Down
Most want to wait until after December
21, 2012 and see if there's anything left
to talk about. |
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Chinese Successfully Seed
Clouds, Bring Early Snowfall to Beijing
Now they have to figure out how to stop
it. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Dow Jones Soars Above 10,000
Unemployment rate soars above 10%. |
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Goldman Sachs, Citigroup
Got Swine Flu Vaccine
Due to large number of swine. |
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Laughing at efforts to reform
health care is the best medicine. |
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Maine Voters Approve Pot
Dispensaries, Reject Gay Marriage
Depressed gay couples can now get legally
stoned. |
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Actual Jobless Rate Put at
17.5%
Include those who sit at their desks all day
doing nothing and it jumps to 99%. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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Consumer Reports:
Most Canned Foods Contain Deadly Chemical
Only subscribers to Consumer Reports
will be told which canned foods. |
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