| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Toyota
Recalls Violin-Playing
Robot
After sudden acceleration
drives concertgoers from
theater. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey: Americans 45 and
Older Having Less Sex
Researchers spent months closely tracking
sexual activities, trying not to be too
intrusive, yet always around, always
observing. |
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21,819 New York Cabbies
Overcharged Passengers
286,000 Times
But imparted priceless wisdom. |
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| PHILOLOGY |
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Dictionary Definitions of
“Siphon” Have All Been
Wrong for Last 100 Years
While regulators looked the other way. |
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| FEATURE |
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| One new F-35 fighter
plane will cost what
percentage of the entire
budget of the United
States Coast Guard? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
50% |
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C ) |
over 100% |
| Hint: why
would we want to protect
our coasts? |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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Another Large
Haul of Marijuana
On its way to pot
dispensaries around
country. |
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| BREAKING NEWS |
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Drifting Satellite Threatens
Cable TV Programming
Public urged to remain calm. |
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