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SENATE PANEL GRILLS HEADS OF
BP, TRANSOCEAN, HALLIBURTON, WHO BLAME
EACH OTHER FOR SPILL |
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After hearing, they all go out
for drinks together. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Vietnam Celebrates 35th
Anniversary of Communist Victory
Lavish gala too expensive for
Western leaders to attend. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Bill
Gates Funding Experiments Using
Artificial Clouds to Cool Planet
Beta version of Weather ME
already hacked. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Pledges End to Cozy Oil
Relationships
Says from now on his administration, Big
Oil will “sleep in separate
beds.” |
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Boycott of BP Urged by Public
Citizen
Also by ExxonMobil, Chevron, Shell. |
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Book: Obama Turned Down
Invitation to Play Golf With Rush
Limbaugh
Chose to have colonoscopy instead. |
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| REMINDER |
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When
detained, you probably
have the right to remain
silent. |
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Hawaii Places Limit on
Requests for Obama’s Birth
Certificate
No more than one request per paranoid
lunatic. |
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| MILESTONES |
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“The Pill” Turns 50
Will be celebrated simultaneously with
forty-ninth anniversary of phrase
“Yes, I took it.” |
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