| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Philadelphia:
Massive Nude Photo Shoot
Cancelled
Shown: disappointed participants
return home. |
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| INTERNET |
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Study: Facebook Use Lowers
Grades by 20%
But only for the most popular students. |
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Google Introduces
“Instant” Search
Following complaints some searches were
taking as long as a split second. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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 Log Cabin All Natural Maple
Syrup
Contains 4% Maple Syrup, Caramel
Color, Xanthan Gum
And this surprises you? |
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| SPORTS |
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Vuvuzelas Banned from
European
Soccer Competitions
Anybody caught using one will be pummeled
by hooligans. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Obama has proposed a
corporate tax break
exactly like Republicans
in Congress have been
demanding. Therefore,
they will: |
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A ) |
vote for it. |
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B ) |
vote against it. |
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C ) |
pray. |
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D ) |
run around in
circles, barking like dogs. |
| Hint: woof,
woof. |
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| HUMAN SEXUALITY |
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Scientists Identify Dance
Moves That Make Men Irresistible to
Ladies
It's a cross between the Gavotte and the
Funky Chicken. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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John Lennon's
Toilet Sold at Auction
for $14,740
Ringo opens toilet store
in Anaheim. |
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