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ISRAELIS, PALESTINIANS
AGREE THEY'LL NEVER |
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AGREE ON
ANYTHING
First time
they've ever agreed on
anything. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Coverage of Pakistani Flood Recedes
No word on damage or casualties. |
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Report: Looted Priceless
Antiquities Just Returned to Iraq Missing
Again
According to Director of Priceless Looted
Antiquities Museum. |
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Fidel Appears in Military
Uniform
Watch out, Raul. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Pentagon
Reveals Most Serious Cyber Attack in
U.S. History
Blames One Laptop Per Child. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Socialist President Obama
Proposes Tax Write-Off for Business
Bolshevik revolutionary leader also
considers keeping some Bush tax cuts. |
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BP Internal Probe Finds
Others at Fault
Company's own top executives “acted
like saints,” probe concludes. |
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| REMINDER |
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If
you're ever mistaken for
someone else, kidnapped,
flown to another country
and tortured for six
months, don't bother to
sue. |
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First Medical Marijuana
Ads Air in California
Paid for by Fritos, Chips Ahoy! and
M&M's. |
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| POLITICS |
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Analysis: Obama Hated by Right,
Despised by Left
Most in middle never heard
of him. |
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