| ECONOMISTS:
LONGEST RECESSION SINCE WORLD
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WAR II OVER
Joy unconfined,
dancing in the streets as
nation celebrates. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Communist China's 90th Anniversary
Film Sponsored by Cadillac
“Official limousine of the Chinese
Communist Party.” |
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North Korean Nuclear Diplomat
Promoted to Vice President
As punishment. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Ahmadinejad
to UN: 9/11 an Inside Job
Planned by people who faked moon
landing. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Republicans Roll Out
“Contract With America”
“Pledge to America”
It promises to “cut taxes”
“cut taxes.” |
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Larry Summers Going Back to
Harvard
Surveying economic wasteland he helped
create, prolong, says “My work here
is done.” |
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| REMINDER |
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Dying
is easy, getting
insurance is hard. |
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U.S. Smoking Stuck at 1 in 5
There's a sucker born every minute. |
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Dozens of NY Cabbies Arrested
For Doubling Meter Rates
Out-of-towners told “amount on
meter per person.” |
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| POLITICS |
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59% Say Palin Unqualified to Be President
But that wouldn't stop them from voting for her. |
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