| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Provocative
Dolls Come Under Fire From
Critics
Maker defends dolls, says they're
not aimed at little girls but
“men in their late forties,
early fifties.” |
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Higher Voices in Women,
Lower Voices in Men
Associated with Infidelity
Based on statistics compiled by the
Mormon Tabernacle Choir. |
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| HIGH TECH |
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Gmail Users More Tech-Savvy,
Thinner Than Yahoo, AOL Users
Also better lovers, higher rollers. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Massachusetts H.S. Wakes
Students at 6:15 AM With
Robocall from Principal
By 6:30 AM, students have their
high-powered rifles loaded and packed in
their book bags. |
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| FACTOID |
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63% of Those Under 30 Admit
Driving While on Phone
Other 37% crashed their cars while trying
to answer question. |
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| FEATURE |
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| When will America’s
big corporations start
hiring more workers? |
| A ) | When the
economy gets better |
| B ) | When already
robust profits become
even more robust |
| C ) | When the
corporate tax rate is
lowered to zero |
| D ) | When pigs fly |
| Hint: why
hire more workers when
you can bully non-union
workers into working more
hours for the same pay? |
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| SPORTS |
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High Gas Prices Could Affect
Nascar
There's already talk of making it the
Daytona 400. |
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 Nudist
Games Begin in Australia
Opening ceremonies disrupted by
clothed streaker. |
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