| JAPANESE EARTHQUAKE,
TSUNAMI “AWFUL ACT OF GOD” |
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| Supreme Being: “Just
don't blame Me for the nuclear mess.” |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Qaddafi Promises Real
Reforms, Free Elections
Once opposition has been crushed. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Man
Uses 300 Balloons to Float His
House Away
And avoid foreclosure. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Trade Gap With China Widens
Americans urged to start making things. |
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Rep. King Rejects McCarthy
Comparison as Radical Islam
Hearings Open
Asks each witness, “Are you now or
have you ever been a Muslim?” |
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| REMINDER |
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Nuclear
power is cleaner, cheaper and
safer than nuclear war. |
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Teachers Under Attack Across
Country
Blamed for making us so stupid. |
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U.S. Population Center Moves
South, West
It's now located just north of
Guadalajara. |
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Hawaii Tops List as Happiest
State
Only complaint: nowhere to go on
vacation. |
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