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Maria Shriver
Files For Divorce From
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Says next time she'll
marry girly man. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Glenn Beck Does Last
Show for Fox News
He'll be temporarily replaced by rotating
group of delusional paranoids. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Americans Not Buying
Eco-Friendly "Green" Products
Prefer harmful, poisonous products if
they cost a little less. |
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Consumer Confidence
Hits 7-Month Low
And all-time low for consumer
self-esteem. |
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 Advertising
Being Tested on Monkeys
Study sponsored by Chiquita bananas. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Some Mathematicians Want to
Replace Pi with Tau
To those who flunked math, it has
something to do with circles. |
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Small Asteroid Just Misses
Earth
Not close enough to inspire another spate
of godawful movies. |
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 Study:
Dogs Recognize Human
Smile
See right through our
insincerity. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Explosion in Jellyfish
Numbers May Lead to Ecological Disaster
Public urged to get its affairs in order. |
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| TRENDS |
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Women Surpass Men in Advanced
Degrees
But lag behind in way cool video games. |
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