| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Heinz Introduces
Ketchup Packet That's Easy to Open
Breakthrough compared to cold fusion. |
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Latest Phone App: Button That Sends Out
Message: “I’ve Been Arrested!”
It's a hit in Syria. |
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Pentagon Developing Drones
That Can Identify, Destroy
Targets on Their Own
Would eliminate element of human guilt. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Dutch Woman Calls Ex-Boyfriend
65,000 Times
Ex-boyfriend busy watching the game. |
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Japanese People Have Turned Over $48
Million in Found Cash to Police After
Tsunami
Just as we would do here. |
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S&P Cuts Italy’s Bond Rating
Berlusconi forced to slash spending on
teenage prostitutes. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Wyatt Earp was: |
| A ) | a gun rights
defender, whose efforts to defend the rights of citizens to
bear arms led to the Gunfight at the O.K. Corral. |
| B ) | a gun control
advocate whose efforts to make Tombstone less
dangerous for peaceful citizens led to the Gunfight at the
O.K. Corral. |
| C ) | a guy who
became famous for having a really weird name. |
| Hint: well, he did have a weird name,
but think, “Check your guns at the door, gentlemen.” |
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| SPORTS |
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 NFL: Players
Accused of Faking Injuries During Game
And parking their cars in handicapped-only spots. |
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