 HIGH WINDS WHIP
SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA
“We've needed this,” says wind farmer. |
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Protests, Riots Caused by
Growing Gap Between Rich,
Poor Spread in Europe, U.S.
Karl Marx, phone home. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Ignoring Their
Concerns, Republicans Line Up
Behind Gingrich
Values voters ignore his three marriages,
anti-immigration activists ignore his
liberal stance, evangelicals ignore his
conversion to Catholicism, fiscal
conservatives ignore his profligate personal
spending and everyone else ignores his
pseudo-intellectual bullshit. |
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Potentially Huge 3rd Party
Begins to Emerge
Consisting of women who were harrassed by or
had affairs with Herman Cain. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Secret Senate Bill Would Allow
Indefinite Detention of U.S. Citizens Without
Charge or Trial
To bring our justice system in line with
those of other dictatorships. |
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Boehner Seeks Support From
Republicans to Extend Payroll Tax Cuts by
Coupling it With Legislation to Advance
Keystone XL Pipeline
After consulting with Darth Vader. |
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| REMINDER |
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Fame is the new wisdom. |
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It's Legal to Buy a Gun if You're on
the Terrorist Watch List
When a terrorist can't buy a gun in America
the terrorists will have won. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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 Arizona Gun Club Offers
Personalized Christmas Cards
Suitable for sending to loved ones and enemies. |
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