| WORLD NEWS |
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| BRAZIL: LIGHTNING STRIKES RIO'S
ICONIC CHRIST STATUE, |
 BREAKING
OFF FINGER
Stunt intended to promote upcoming
World Cup in June. |
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UN Panel: 15 More Years
Without Action on Climate
Change Could Be Catastrophic
Doubters: let's wait fifteen years and see. |
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Egypt's New Constitution
Approved by 98.1% of Voters
Military leadership, which overthrew previous regime,
calls it democracy at its finest. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 Pope
Selling His Harley
And most of his Rolling Stones albums. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Obama Says He’ll Continue
Listening to Your Phone Calls,
Reading Your Emails
Don't bother letting him know what you think, he already knows. |
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$1.1 Trillion Budget Deal Cuts
Funding for Official Portrait Paintings
Keeps funding for official bobbleheads. |
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| REMINDER |
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The cloudy water that smells
of licorice is safe to drink. |
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Air Force: 34 Out of 190 Nuclear
Launch Officers Cheated on
Monthly Proficiency Exam
Might have started World War III to avoid
getting caught. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Scientists See East Coast at
Risk as Seas Rise
However, if you live on the fourth floor or higher,
you should be good until 2114. |
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