| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Westminster
Kennel Club to Allow Mixed- Breed Dogs at
Pre-Show Agility Contest
During show, mutts won't be allowed
within three blocks of Madison Square
Garden. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Report: Smart Appliances Hacked to Send Computer Viruses
Warning: don't answer any emails from your toaster. |
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Report: NSA Intercepts 200 Million Text
Messages a Day
And yes, your wife picked up milk on her way home. |
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| SPORTS |
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Major League Baseball Approves
Expansion of Instant Replay
Fans who can't keep up with frantic
pace of game will be pleased. |
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 Chicago Cubs
Unveil First Mascot in Team's History
In lieu of a new starting pitcher. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Freedom Industries, the chemical company
responsible for the toxic spill in West Virginia that poisoned the
water of 300,000 residents, takes its name from: |
| A ) | Freedom from any
inspections or regulations. |
| B ) | Freedom from
oversight from responsible officials. |
| C ) | Freedom to do
whatever they damn well please because it’s West Virginia. |
| Hint: you may choose all of the above. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Most College Athletes Read at an
Elementary School Level
But get great grades nonetheless. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 No Pants
Week Continues
Don't get caught with your pants on. |
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