 TEXAS GOV.
RICK PERRY INDICTED ON TWO FELONY COUNTS
For fraudulent hair, lensless glasses. |
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Maliki Agrees to Step Down in Iraq
Says he's weighing offers from Fox News,
“Dancing With The Stars.” |
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Disputed Recount Continues
To Roil Afghanistan
Each candidate claims he lost, other guy
has to run country. |
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China's Communist Party Calls
Pet Dogs “Western Menace”
American starlets entering country
with teacup poodles will be detained. |
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 Kim Jong Un Shows Pleasure With
New Machine
It's said to speed disposal of political
opponents considerably. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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GOP Authorizes Boehner to
Sue Obama for Not Implementing
Obamacare Fast Enough
If he’d done it any faster, they would
have impeached him. |
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It is easier for a camel to pass
through the eye of a needle than for a corporation
to go to heaven. |
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California Adult Film Condom
Bill Dies in Committee
Lawmakers decide benefit of watching
unprotected sex outweighs any safety
factors. |
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Aggressive Cartoon Characters
Hustling for Tips in Times Square
Causing Problems; Spiderman
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 Punches Cop
Hulk hurls double-decker bus into pizzeria. |
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