| TECHNOLOGY |
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 1,000-Robot “Swarm”
Created by Researchers
It's capable of organizing into different shapes,
performing various functions, like taking over world. |
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Report: DARPA Developing
Laser-Guided “Smart” Bullet
It can determine guilt or innocence in
mid-flight. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Nominations Announced for
Anonymous Awards
Named were: A Highly Placed Source at the
White House, A Trusted Aide to House
Majority Leader Boehner, A Top Advisor to
the Secretary of Defense, Speaking on
Background, A Knowledgeable Official,
Speaking on Condition of Anonymity Due
to the Sensitive Nature of the Subject. |
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| AUTOS |
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 Ferrari Sells for
Record $38 Million
Comes with 3-year/36,000- mile limited warranty. |
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| SPECIAL FEATURE |
| Ideas for Family Labor Day
Picnic |
| A ) | Discuss who's to
blame for what's going on in Washington. |
| B ) | Discuss what to
do about immigration crisis. |
| C ) | Discuss
Israeli-Palestinian conflict. |
| D ) | Discuss who is in
the Baseball Hall of Fame, who shouldn't be, who is not and
who should be (although this subject often leads to violent
confrontations). |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Experimenting With Longer Extra
Points During Exhibition Season
Drama added when absolute certainty
kick will be good changes to near certainty. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 New “Smart”
Gun Opposed by NRA
Who want nothing to do with word “smart.” |
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