 DEMOCRATS CORDIAL
WITH EACH OTHER, DISAGREE SLIGHTLY
In their most heated debate yet. |
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Prisoner Swap: U.S. Trades
Seven Iranians for Four Americans
And three to be named later. |
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England Considers New Anthem
to Replace “God Save the Queen”
Early favorite: Theme From “Goldfinger.” |
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| ENVIRONMNENT |
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Southern California Gas Leak
Equal to Emissions From
4.5 Million Cars Daily
But without all that traffic and noise. |
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 Whitesboro, NY Votes to Keep
Emblem Depicting White Man
Beating Native American
Will also keep village motto, “A Place to
Beat Up Indians.” |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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Cruz, Trump in Close Contest in Iowa
Two xenophobic misanthropes locked in
no-holds-barred battle for hearts, minds
of Tea Party idiots. |
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Stocks Plummet on Uncertainty
About China, Oil
And just about everything else. |
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| REMINDER |
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Judge a man by the content of his
character, not his online profile. |
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Army Report Reveals Little
Oversight, Lax Regulations at
Anthrax Testing Facilities
Facility spokesperson: “Whatever.” |
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National Highway Safety Administration
Will Not Require All Cars to Have Safety
Features Expensive Ones Have
If you have to ask, you can't afford the latest safety features. |
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| POLITICS |
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2 out of 3
Millennials Support Sanders
But still undecided about voting. |
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