| PEOPLE |
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 Trump Consults
With Henry Kissinger
Wants to know everything he
can about Jill St. John. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 Eighties
Video Game Tetris to Be Made Into Movie
Same people produced last year's clunker, Pong. |
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 All-Nude
Central Park Production
of Shakespeare Gets Raves
Draws three encores. |
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| BUSINESS |
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 Uber's First
Self-Driving Car Unveiled to Public
Takes “gig” out of “gig economy.” |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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McLaren Brings Out “Downmarket”
570s for Only $518,000
For the billionaire on a budget. |
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| SCIENCE |
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New Evidence Could Overthrow
Standard View of Quantum
Mechanics
Or not, or both, or neither. |
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 Area 51 Files Will Be Made
Public if Elected, Pledges Clinton
Trump tweets he'll send extraterrestrials
packing, build a wall. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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New Study: Obesity May
Not Take Years Off Your Life
Excess weight counterbalanced by jolliness. |
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UN: Growing Environmental Threat
From Animal-to-Man Diseases
Advice: always wear a condom. |
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