| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 Google Home
to Challenge Amazon's Echo
Offering consumers choice of which
corporation they want controlling every
facet of their lives. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Report: Americans Drink More
Alcohol Than Anyone Else in World
Another example of American exceptionalism. |
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According to PornHub, Red States
Lead in Gay Porn Consumption
Mississippi tops all states in number of
lonely horny gay rednecks. |
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| SPORTS |
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Survey: 9 Out of 10 Native Americans
Don't Object to “Redskins”
What they really hate being called is “Native
Americans.” |
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 Baseball
Witnesses Rare Event
During Toronto- Texas Brawl
A punch lands. |
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D. TRUMP'S SHORT LIST FOR VEEP
(From discarded handwritten list and notes found at Trump Grill, NYC) |
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Chris
Christie |
(NJ Governor)
“useful thug” |
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Anthony Senecal |
(my former butler)
“great mind” |
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Sarah
Palin |
(Former Gov)
“great ass” |
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Joe the Plumber |
(Former plumber)
“appeals to base” |
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Larry the Cable Guy |
(Cable Guy)
“ditto” |
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Melania Trump |
(Model, my wife)
“great rack” |
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Marco
Rubio |
(US Senator)
“short list, get it?” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Dog TV Now Carried in 12 Countries
In several of them it's known as Food TV. |
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