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COLLEGE GRADS HEAR FROM VARIETY
OF COMMENCEMENT SPEAKERS
Shown: Trump University graduates listen to
noted financier Bernard Madoff. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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Latest Polls Show UK Poised
To Leave EU in Upcoming Vote
Residents rush to stock up on croissants,
gnocchi, schnitzel. |
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 Canada: Justin
Trudeau Makes Surprising Case
for Legalizing Marijuana
“Whatever.” |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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 London's First
Naked Restaurant Opens
Reviewers rave about boiled meat,
large selection of warm beers. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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For First Time in 70 Years, More
Mexicans Moving from U.S. to
Mexico Than Other Way Around
Conclusion: Trump's border wall counter-productive. |
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Report: FDA Too Slow in
Recalling Contaminated Foods
Public advised to wash everything thoroughly,
then throw it out. |
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| REMINDER |
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Just claim your Twitter account was hacked. |
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Report: Trump Owes Money to
Hundreds of People
Owes money to people he hired to sue
people he owes. |
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Report: Number of White Voters
Higher Than Previously Thought
They seem to find it so convenient. |
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| POLITICS |
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 Hillary: I
Broke Glass Ceiling
Trump: I put glass ceilings in Trump Tower. |
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