| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Firm Envisions Huge Skyscraper
Hanging From Orbiting Asteroid
After expensive blueprint for skyscraper
goes to printer with one huge mistake. |
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Good News: Norway Establishes
Doomsday Library to Protect
World's Most Precious Books
From Apocalypse
Bad News: they're all in Norwegian. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Elon Musk Launches Startup
“Neuralink” to Connect
Brains With Computers
Wants to gather world's best minds, download
everything in them. |
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| SPORTS |
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Raiders Move to Las Vegas
Approved by NFL Owners
After last-minute presentation by Rocco,
Carmine, Little Joe and Eddie. |
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| FEATURE |
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| Twenty-seven members of
President Trump's White House staff earn
more than: |
| A ) | 1% of all counties
that voted for Trump. |
| B ) | 4% of all counties
that voted for Trump. |
| C ) | 7% of all counties
that voted for Trump. |
| D ) | 9% of all counties
that voted for Trump. |
| E ) | 86% of all counties
that voted for Trump. |
| Hint: Thank the Good Lord they're too rich to be
tempted by bribery. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 North Korea:
Kim Jong-un Visits Father
He's on permanent display in Hall of Gods. |
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