| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 New
Presidential Limo Unveiled
Saves taxpayers millions, says White House. |
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| TRENDS |
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Libraries Creating More Open Space,
Study Areas by Removing Books
Librarians: books are so yesterday. |
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| POLLS |
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Gallop Poll: 38% Think Trump
Honest and Trustworthy
Everybody else keeps their hands on their wallets. |
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| RELIGION |
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 International
Church of Cannabis Opens in Denver
Site formerly housed International Church of Pancakes. |
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| FEATURE |
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| After strongman Recep
Erdogan's controversial victory in Turkey, who didn't
call to congratulate him? |
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A ) |
Bahrain |
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B ) |
Qatar |
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C ) |
Guinea |
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D ) |
Djibouti |
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E ) |
Hamas |
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F ) |
Trump |
| Hint: there's no correct answer. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Previously
Unseen Copy of Declaration of Independence
Discovered
This one suspiciously says, “We hold these
alternative facts to be self-evident.” |
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