| TRUMP LEAVES ON 17-DAY |
 "WORKING" VACATION
AT NEW JERSEY GOLF CLUB
He'll be working on his putting. |
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| WORLD NEWS |
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State Dept. Bans Travel to North Korea
A blow to their tourist industry. |
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| POLITICS |
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Top White House Domestic Policy
Adviser Angrily Disputes Poem on Statue of
Liberty
And don't get him started on the Gettysburg Address. |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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 Trump Bids an
Emotional Farewell to Scaramucci
Not shown: his NSFW welcome for Gen. Kelly. |
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| U. S. NEWS |
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White House: Gen. Kelly Now in Charge,
Everyone Reports to Him
And he reports to Ivanka. |
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Northwest Swelters Under
100-Plus Temperatures
So hot in Seattle you can make a latte on
the sidewalk. |
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Study: Heavier People Assumed
To Be Americans
Thinner people assumed to be subversive aliens
out to destroy our way of life. |
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| REMINDER |
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Reality is a false narrative. |
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Trump Administration Outgoing
Message of the Week
“You have reached the Department of State. Listen
carefully, we have changed our menu. No
officials are available to take your call.
If you are a foreign ambassador or prime
minister, press two and leave a message of
no more than 30 seconds. Eventually, somebody
may return your call. Thank you, and have a
wonderful day.” |
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