| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Robot Pizza Makers Are Coming
There's already a dispute in New York over
who is the original “Original Ray's
Robot-Made Pizza.” |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Trump Announces Sixth Military
Branch: “Space Force”
Manned with space cadets, Jedi warriors, and their sidekicks. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Study: High Housing Costs
“Significant Factor” Contributing
To 50,000 Being Homeless in Los
Angeles County
According to The Duh Institute. |
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| MONEY |
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 New Nickel
Design 40% Cheaper to Make
It's made from three pennies. |
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| FEATURE |
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| President Trump enjoys a 90%
approval rating among Republicans. What do they like most about him? |
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A ) |
His bullying. |
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B ) |
His narcissism. |
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C ) |
His dishonesty. |
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D ) |
His xenophobia. |
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E ) |
His misogyny. |
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F ) |
His racism. |
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G ) |
His wealth. |
| Hint: it's the economy, stupid. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Spanish Church
Slammed for Botched Sculpture Restoration
Turned perfectly good Charlie Brown look-alike (right)
into filthy, ugly medieval relic (left). |
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