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 NO. 926 “Expect the Ironic” JULY 2 - 8, 2018 

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TRUMP CONSIDERING TWO WOMEN FOR SUPREME COURT
Auditions begin this week.
 
WORLD NEWS
World Bank Says Climate Change Could Sharply Diminish Living Conditions for 800 Million
Climate change deniers want their names and addresses.
Putin to Meet With Trump in Helsinki
In exchange for pee tape Trump will give Putin our nuclear launch codes.
 
WEATHER
Nation Suffers Through Massive Heat Wave
CDC warns: don't fry eggs on sidewalk even if you can.
U. S. NEWS
Supreme Court Upholds Trump's Travel Ban
People from predominantly Muslim countries without a Trump hotel or golf course are barred from entry.
Justice Kennedy to Retire
If you're thinking about having an abortion, now would be a good time.
 
REMINDER
  If you've been separated from your family at the border, have your fixer take care of it.
 
Furious House Republicans Grill Rosenstein
Can't understand why Russia probe, which will very likely bring down Trump and the Republican Party, “taking so damn long.”
Trump Administration Defunding Public Libraries
Where “fake books” about history, science, private lives of public figures widely available.
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